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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Elf's TNG Quotes

"Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise" -- Cmdr. Riker (Contagion)

"Five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit" -- Picard, uttering the last line of the TV series (All Good Things...)

"If you prick me, do I not... leak?" -- Data (The Naked Now)

"But this is the court of the year 2079, by which time all 'United Earth' nonsense had been abolished" -- Q, presiding in a postholocaust court (Encounter at Farpoint)

"Well it's a new ship - but she's got the right name. Now you remember that, you hear?" -- Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
"I will, Sir" -- Data
"You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home" -- McCoy (Encounter at Farpoint, Part I)

"It never happened" -- Yar to Data (The Naked Now)

"Eaten any good books lately?" -- Q (to Worf) (Deja-Q)

"Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns" -- Riker, quoting Data's definition of friendship (Time's Arrow, Part 1)

"Masculine and feminine. I understand" -- Nagillum
"Yes. That is how we propogate our species" -- Picard
"Please demonstrate" -- Nagillum
"Not likely!" -- Dr. Pulaski (Where silence has lease)


[K'Ehleyr breaks a glass table as Deanna Troi walks in the door]

"You're upset" -- Troi
"Your finely honed Betazoid senses tell you that" -- K'Ehleyr
"That and the table" -- Troi (The Emissary)


"The universe is a spheroid region, 705 metres in diameter" -- The Computer (Remember Me)


"But I have no sexual desire" -- Data
"Ah! Impotence on top of everything!" -- Sigmund Freud (Phantasms)


"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!" -- Sigmund Freud (Phantasms)


"Federation ship Enterprise, surrender and prepare to be boarded" -- Klingon Captain
"That will be the day!" -- Picard (Yesterday's Enterprise)


[after they kiss]

"What were you just thinking?" -- Jenna"
In that particular moment, I was reconfiguring the warp field parameters, analyzing the collected works of Charles Dickens, calculating the maximum pressure I could safely apply to your lips, considering a new food supplement for Spot..." -- Data
"I'm glad I was in there somewhere" -- Jenna

2 Comments:

Blogger Nida Rasheed said...

hehe - when i saw "trek quotes" i thought they'd be fun quotes from LAS treks! lol...what was i thinking? it's you! it HAS to be star trek!

1:18 PM  
Blogger Ent said...

lol.
yeah. what WERE you thinking?
waisay you know, that is a good idea. i should try it.

1:21 PM  

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