Elf's TOS Quotes

I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0

Beam me up, Scotty!

Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!

Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!

"Beauty is transitory."
"Beauty survives."
-- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown

Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.
-- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4

"That unit is a woman."
"A mass of conflicting impulses."
-- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
any question.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3

A little suffering is good for the soul.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0

A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even
his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.
-- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown

A woman should have compassion.
-- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2

You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman.
-- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within", stardate unknown

After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing,
after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7

But Captain -- the engines can't take this much longer!

"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with
jealousy, greed, hate ..."
"It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --
the other side of the coin"
-- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?",
stardate 2712.4

Change is the essential process of all existence.
-- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", stardate 5730.2

Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe it's
the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3

Conquest is easy. Control is not.
-- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknown

Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.
-- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1

Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3

Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5

I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together become
greater than the sum of both of us.
-- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4

I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without
constructive purpose.
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5

Bones' "I'm a doctor quotes":

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
-- "The Doomsday Machine", when asked if he had heard of
the idea of a doomsday machine.

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator."
-- "Friday's Child", when asked to help the very pregnant
Ellen up a steep incline.

"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
-- Devil in the Dark", when asked to patch up the Horta.

"I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
-- "Mirror, Mirror", when asked by Scotty for help in
Engineering aboard the ISS Enterprise.

"I'm a doctor, not a coalminer."
-- "The Empath", on being beneath the surface of Minara 2.

"I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist."
-- "City on the Edge of Forever", on Edith Keeler's remark

that Kirk talked strangely.

"I'm no magician, Spock, just an old country doctor."
-- "The Deadly Years", to Spock while trying to cure the
aging effects of the rogue comet near Gamma Hydra 4.

"What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?"
-- "The Corbomite Maneuver", when Kirk rushed off from a
physical exam to answer the alert.

Insults are effective only where emotion is present.
-- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1

It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if
they're attractive in some way.
-- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6

It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
-- Spock, "The Enterprise" Incident", stardate 5027.3

Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.
-- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3220.3

Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1329.8

Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
-- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3

Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
-- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3142.8

Vulcans never bluff.
-- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", stardate 4202.1

Live long and prosper.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7